Okay - Wonkette here has a list of the top ten male hottie White House staffers.
I wouldn't do a single one of them. Actually, that's a lie. I'd do all 10 - hard - give them a taste of what Republicans have been doing to the country since they've been in power.
But seriously. They all have that boring, dull, preppy frat boy look. Do you reckon a single one of them has ever drank anything other than Bud Light? I love the surfer boy who needs to put the little III after his name. I'll bet that they ALL wear blazers with khaki pants.