A would-be copper thief was killed over the weekend while trying to steal wire from a Hydro-Québec tower in Montreal. Police said the man climbed the tower in the city's north end Saturday night carrying the tools he would need to cut a length of copper wire.
But he touched a 65,000-volt high-tension line and fell 10 metres to the ground, they said.
Duh. Let's hope this happened before he had the chance to reproduce.